Choosing the Best Dildo – Part 1

With all the variety and options out there when choosing a dildo, it can be a very intimidating experience.  So exactly how do you choose the best dildo?  Let’s break it down to some characteristics to take into account: size, shape, color, texture, material, if it vibrates or not, and lastly whether it can fit into a harness.  It sounds like a lot to take into account, but after going through this guide you will be prepared to choose the best dildo for you.

Size

Size is the most important characteristic when choosing the best dildo . If it’s too small it won’t hit the spot, however, if it’s too big  you might not ever use it and may even bring discomfort. The easiest way to gauge the size of the dildo you might like is to consider a partner’s penis or a toy that has worked well for you in the past.  The other (harder) way to gauge the size of the dildo is to do the cucumber test.

Yes, you heard that right – the cucumber test.  A cucumber is an excellent way to determine the best dildo size for you.  Here’s how to go about doing the cucumber test.

1. Take a trip to your grocery’s produce section.
2. Look around and choose a few cucumbers that vary in size.
3. Organic Cucumbers are best, but generally it’s best to either peel the cucumber or wash it VERY well and cover it with a condom since waxes and pesticides should stay outside the body.
4. If the cucumber is cold, you may want to warm it slightly in the microwave.  Unless of course you like it cold.
5. Now comes the fun!  This may require some modifying of the cucumber.  If the cucumber is too big, shave it down until it fits nicely and is comfortable for you. If you’re feeling extra handy – you could carve it to give you a nice G-spot curve or a head.
6. Once you’ve found the right size, it’s time to measure it. Using a tape measure, measure the length and width (diameter) of the cucumber.  Voila! You’ve officially found the best size for you.  Use these measurements to refer to when choosing the best dildo for you!

Remember that using a cucumber vaginally is fine, but don’t use it for anally. Since the cucumber doesn’t have a base, it could potentially slide all the way in, causing a serious situation.

Now that you’ve determined the right size for your dildo, you’ve got the hardest part out of the way.  Now you need to find out what other characteristics you want from your dildo.  We will cover this in Part 2 of Choosing the Best Dildo!

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